Likes: Dad jokes, living life like she’s a cartoon character, performance art
Dislikes: Folks who go up to long lines and ask what everyone is queuing up for (it doesn’t concern you!), ham, performance art
Bio: Once she opened up a cabinet with shaky shelves and two dozen cans of soup came crashing down on her; a veritable cascade of Campbells, if you will. She hasn’t been the same since.
Proud to be repping the Bronx with the Backseat Betties, even though she hasn’t been called that since high school.