Velocirapture

Velocirapture

*Tongue pop* (This jeerleader is post-verbal!)

Likes: Dinosaurs, petticoats, throwing shade
Dislikes: Long walks on the beach, roses and ribbons, puppy dogs and kittens

Bio: Miss Rapture always felt something was missing from her life. That something turned out to be a desire to become America’s next back seat superstar. Figuring that the time was right, Miss Rapture returned to New York City to join up with the Backseat Betties with goals of achieving her dream.

She works under the Bruckner Expressway from 5:00 PM to 3:00 AM on weekends and is available for birthday parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties, and corporate events. Payment negotiated verbally.

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