Little Mary Switchblade

Little-Mary-SwitchbladeLittle Mary Switchblade
Bomb Squad Co-Captain/Head Jeerleader

Oh, I’m sorry… Did I get you in the face that time?

Likes: Sharp pointy things. Sleeping in. Solar eclipses. Kicking. Screaming. Cookies.

Dislikes: Sunshine. Tinkly piano music. Heaven’s Gate. Things that are not sharp or pointy.

Bio: Little Mary Switchblade was the worst ballerina in 3rd grade and is much happier now that “dance class” involves 10000% more kicking and screaming. Now in her ninth year as a jeerleader, Switchblade co-captains the Brooklyn Bomb Squad and heads the GGRD Jeerleaders.


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