Little Mary Switchblade
Bomb Squad Co-Captain/Head Jeerleader
Oh, I’m sorry… Did I get you in the face that time?
Likes: Sharp pointy things. Sleeping in. Solar eclipses. Kicking. Screaming. Cookies.
Dislikes: Sunshine. Tinkly piano music. Heaven’s Gate. Things that are not sharp or pointy.
Bio: Little Mary Switchblade was the worst ballerina in 3rd grade and is much happier now that “dance class” involves 10000% more kicking and screaming. Now in her ninth year as a jeerleader, Switchblade co-captains the Brooklyn Bomb Squad and heads the GGRD Jeerleaders.