Well, don’t you look like a felony.
Likes: Baking, peppermint hot chocolate, nerd humor
Dislikes: All ex-boyfriends of Taylor Swift
Bio: Jez Rebelle enjoys both crime and punishment, as well as many other books. Before finding roller derby, she enjoyed inflicting bodily harm on herself and others through rugby, color guard, and riding the subway at rush hour. Her day job is in customer service, which is why she has so much rage. Do not touch without permission–she has handcuffs and has lost the keys.
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