Photo by Manish Gosalia
Edited by Lacey Elizabeth


“Feel the pain of once my flame and twice my burn 🔥”

Likes: Kittens. Cheap Beer. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. The Investigation Discovery Channel.

Dislikes: Slow walkers. People who use umbrellas in snow. The Patriarchy.

Bio: A Midwest Masochist by birth, Caitaclysmic has called the Sadistic City home for the last decade. And Cait can’t wait to watch the Queens of Pains dominate *Pow* When she isn’t whipping it up, down, and around with her fellow Royal Pains, Caitaclysmic can be found reading dystopian fiction (for now…) on the M train, monitoring the rat population in Central Park, windmilling at shows, or at home binging 90s comedies with her partner and pussy cats. 🖤👑

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