Leaves of Sass.
Likes: Jazz Hands, Dim Sum, Peter Pan collars, German Expressionism, Neil deGrasse Tyson
Dislikes: People who say Kirk is a better captain than Picard, people who doubt her commitment to sparkle motion
Bio: A native Gotham girl, Assault Whitman is delighted to be able to combine her passions of choreography, puns, and people who are excellent in every way in support of the GGRD. Without her pom poms, she is a theater director and choreographer who enjoys gin and history on the side. She firmly believes that God wouldn’t have given you maracas if he didn’t want you to shake them. Jeer hard, friends!